~PASS~

hahaha... no that doesn stand for "YAY! I PASSED EVERY SINGLE SUBJECT FOR COMMON TEST!" in fact i haven even take my common test. haha. those big abbreviations actually mean "Pioneer Anti Stress Scheme" And no. its not a clever pun created by dennis yeo. rather it my coined theory. cos i tink the school has a secret underground organisation dedicated to relieving excessive stress in the school! hahaha. yes. that teacher has struck again. heres a recount of wad happened...

monday, 7th march noon. time frame:1200-1230

a small group of my frens including myself were headed for an empty classroom to go to where we can slack after our maths lecture when suddenly. a guy dressed in full black attired and shades ran up to us and shot us with an AK! ding lun and ricky went down instantly and the BRAVE zhi wei BRAVELY ran away. ok that last sentence was made up. but wad the heck, its for entertainment. haha. the "terrorist-neo" then proceeded on getting trigger happy with the students and other teachers in the science laboratories. As his action was quick, well planned out and professional. authorities did not arrive in time to apprehend him. eye witnesses are urged to call the hotline 1900-icantbelieveitijuzgotshotbyanakmandressedinfullblackattire.com-8888.

=D as u can see. the guy's probably got some screws loose but none the less, it helped relieve some pent up stress of certain individuals(students but mostly da teacher) and therefore increase productivity. PASS! the first step to passing ur exams! get it today! while stocks last! batteries not included, some assembly required, not suitable for children over 10000 years old.

~UPDATE~

ok this is juz an update. turns out the teacher really was chasing after the student wif a knife! and he was wearin some old china suit or smth lidat. but alas... it was juz a fake knife. they conspired to do dat so to get ppl's attention... haha. he was a physics teacher... lalallala

~WEIRD!~

ok nth much to blog today only 2 things mainly... haha. but HAVE to blog it. u'll see why...

firstly... morning assembly. mr kwek went on stage to give us some prep tok about working hard la... then he ask... "u noe if the a tree have 10 birds and a hunter shoot one of them down... how many left?" 0. after dat he ask again. "so if the are 5 frogs sitting beside a pond. and one of them decides to jump into the water. how many frogs are left? 0? no! is 5! cos the frog only decide to jump down, but he haven jump down! so the rest aso dunoe that he made this decision. so aso nvr jump down! so similarly there is a diff between deciding to study and actually stud........" . . . HAHA. mr kwek ahhh........ lol

then after our break... tink it was bio lesson or smth ah... not sure... but anyways we were juz tokin... then suddenly this student juz ran past the corridor... with a teacher behind him chasing him! i didn really see it clearly la... but my frens who saw all said dat the teacher was brandishing a knife! WTH man... maybe if i pinch myself now i'll wake up... haha

after sch went back GESS to take trainin... basically nth much la... haiyerr... sch is so stressful these days... haha. bye!

OHHHH ya! blink 182 disbanded recently... ~_~